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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
It`s bad luck to be superstitious.
Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that sh!t.