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I wish someone would steal my identity, fix it and and give it back...
Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date.
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
Sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.` ... what, am I supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!