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If I rapped I would have to start doing way more stuff because only so many things rhyme with couch.
String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
wishes life would hand me lemons especially today.. that way I`d have something to throw at the people that are pissing me off
I`m such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster...
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let`s dance.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
This is not the status message you are looking for .... Move along
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.