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My daughter just explained to me that these dinner postings were not real invites. I have to apologize to all my friends out there for showing up last week.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
Why do they write PIZZA all over the box? What else could possibly be in there???
If you pull the pin out of a grenade, can you put it back in and let go? I`m going to need a quick answer for this....
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?