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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended.
I don`t hate anyone. I just don`t like people.
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
New Years - the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early.
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn`t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
If my body is EVER found dead on a designated jogging trail.. Just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.. :|
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
The best part of winter coming is that all the bugs are rotting in hell where they belong.
You`re only young once but you can be immature forever!
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.