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If your job title is head receiver, you know you`re doing something right.
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?
You`ve got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
For Christmas I just want summer...
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.