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And for my next magic trick, I`ll walk down a street and turn into a bar.
Considering I`m broke, I wonder if she`ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
Did 4 push ups & 2 sit ups then ate 4 doughnuts & drank 2 beers. It`s called balance people!
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
I have never met a woman without wondering what her box of cookie recipes looks like.
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.