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...and this right here son is called pornography, and it`s why they invented the internet.
Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
So I met an Egyptian, they walk just like us.
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower?
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she`s the one.
Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.