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HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
Shark week is over, but I`m not taking my decorations down.
You make me wanna be a better stalker. No, seriously. Slow the f*ck down.
I`ll never be to old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.
I`m thinking about starting a vegetarian dance club... I`m going to call it "lettuce turnip the beets". What do you think?
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
“Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
My dance moves are somewhere between “dog being shocked by an electric fence” and “squirrel crossing the road.”