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If you workout and don`t post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
Never judge a book by it`s movie.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
What if 11:11 actually works but there`s one person in this world that`s wishing for everyone`s wishes to not come true?
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
"Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
Today, my wife asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile but because... Their condoms are made in China.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.