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I think before we vote we should get the politicians drunk. That way they would speak what`s REALLY on their minds.
I heard an ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" But then, I can`t drive a bus..
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
I would like to congratulate my ex`s new boyfriend on giving up blow jobs.
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
The NFL has hired their first female referee ... She will be throwing flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago.
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
Serving size ?? LMAO
Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.