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It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
I had to go on two diets because one wasn`t giving me enough food.
Ha, SUCKA`S! I just smuggled a bag of popcorn into the movie theater. Now I just need to borrow their microwave.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t really figure out the plot.
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
I love that little thing that you do...You know, the one where you leave.
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.