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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
Why can`t Miss Piggy count to 100? Cuz` when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat!
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
One of the biggest decisions when you go to college is whether to join a fraternity or just be an asshole on your own.
It`s nice to feel wanted. Even if it`s by the FBI.
Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
I can do 50-100 pushups depending on how many weeks you give me.
I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don`t have any kids...
Every wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That`s kinda where I am today.