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I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
I would watch NASCAR if hot wheels designed the tracks.
My inner child is a drunken whore
Never judge a book by it`s movie.
Don`t believe everything you think.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
I`m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
I don`t even know why chicks spend so much time and money on their hair when all guys look at is their tits.
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
?"May contain nudity".. either it does or it doesn`t.. quit waistin` my time.
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!