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Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
You call the shots. I`ll drink them.
They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
My New Year`s resolution was to lose 15 lbs by the middle of February. I have 20 lbs. to go.
i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
Did a 5k today. Except it was how many calories I had at lunch.
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
It’s not pretty being easy.
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.