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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that`s why I surround myself with lazy people
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Sunday is Mother`s Day, which means Facebook is gonna be annoying as crap...
A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
My son said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7,,, and now I`m terrified to go into the bathroom.
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. I hope they let me back in Walmart.