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I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
I wonder who the first person was to look at a beehive and think, "those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
Apparently, all those good looking people in the swimsuit catalogs go to a different beach than I do.
Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
thinks it`ll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!