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I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
I believe in love at first episode.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
If I didn`t drink, then how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.