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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
When I see a cute couple making out I yell, ” I knew you’re seeing somebody else!” and run crying.
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
I can`t tell if I actually have free time, or if I`m just forgetting everything...
"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
I put the hot in psychotic.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?
You don`t know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, and you take all the covers with you.
The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk? ... my apocolypse plans depend on it ... thanks!