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The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.
I pack an hour before leaving for a trip but unpacks 3 months after coming home
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
If the river were beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up..
When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
I bought a huge plastic Christmas tree today! the shop assistant asked me if I was going to put it up myself? I told him "Don`t be stupid, i`m gonna put it in the lounge room"
I love secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
I stopped watching the History Channel because it`s so outdated.