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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting...
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
How long do I have to wear these skinny jeans before they start working?
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
My relationship status? Last night, in the elevator, I told a girl she had nice shoelaces.
If there is anything I learned from 80`s movies it`s that I`m the best around, and nothing is ever gonna keep me down
Boy: "Life`s a bitch, so is my Girlfriend." Girlfriend: "Life`s short, so is his d!ck.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect.
So... Where does one obtain minions?
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)