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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
I got drunk last night and my house wasn`t where I left it.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don’t try and out clever me with your comment. I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake.
If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
The differance between flirting and sexual harrassment ... If you`re attrative, it`s flirting.
I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to just ignore you.
Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out.
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.