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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
And for my next magic trick, I`ll walk down a street and turn into a bar.
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
Do you know how many poisonous apples I`d have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
Nice meeting you, but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?
Do you ever start writing a status and half way through you’re just like… nah
Apparently, walking up behind a hot guy in the produce aisle with celery in my hand and whispering "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!