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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
How does one get a nice body without moving?
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it.
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
The worst part of Aquaman`s day has to be, when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
If you`re feeling too good about yourself, go ask a 5 yr old to guess your age. That should even things out.
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I`m Pregnant!"
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear.
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.