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I accidentally lit the wrong end of a cigarette-that can`t be healthy!
We laughed, we cried, we tried another credit card.
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Haters gonna hate, your honor
Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
The worst time to need sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee is when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth.
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
The girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.. so I went out and got drunk.
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!