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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Me: "Why do all the people I love leave me?!" UPS Guy: "Please Mam, just sign"
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn`t at work anymore.
I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone`s house on fire. Either way, I`m prepared.
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
If you can´t amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullsh*t
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
I don’t just act crazy, I’ll drive you there too.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.
Today I caught myself smiling… I was thinking of you… Don’t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
gua suka sama kamu