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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I`ll never hear the end of it.
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
Under no circumstances shall a call be made to another male after 2 a.m., unless its to get bailed out of jail.
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don`t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
Good news everyone – my proctologist called and all the tests were negative. Bad news - his ring is missing...