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OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
I`m reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
cuss words = sentence enhancers
Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.