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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened.
I swear my cat was an alarm clock in a previous life...
The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.
Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
Iām pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.
After how long is it ok to tell your friends that they are imaginary?
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
I just saw the neighbor`s kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat. I`m thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn`t supposed to.
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar