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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
Accidentally used AOL.com, I betting the employees there are celebrating and think they have a sure future.
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people.
"How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
Halfway through singing a romantic ballad to my cat, it occurred to me that I`m going to die alone.
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it