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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn`t that what M.O.M stands for?"
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
It`s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?