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Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
I`m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it`s burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth ... I`m a goddamn genius.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.