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"How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
I get a real kick out of people who drive a mile in their car to run a mile on a treadmill.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
You know what would make this Vodka & cranberry better? The Bahamas.
I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to text you a graphic description of my explosive diarrhea. Stupid autocorrect.
Every wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That`s kinda where I am today.