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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
Does this status update make me look fat?
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing off everyone is fun and easy.
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
Time flies when you’re having a drunken blackout.
You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning I`d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s always morning somewhere in the world.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
What I lack in vocabulary, I make up for in…you know...stuff...and...things...
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.