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You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
If someone starts a sentence with "words can`t express," brace yourself, because they`re about to give it a hell of a try anyway.
I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Facebook: an alternative to drunk dialing.
Go ahead caller 9!!
A colon is used to indicate a list of elements to the sentence preceding it. A semicolon is for making winky faces.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
It may appear like I`m doing nothing, but i`m actively waiting for my problems to go away!!!
There`s no hiding it, my ex sucks at school... And in cars, alleys, and public restrooms...
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here’s the story. I’m in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.