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The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I`m not good enough to have something fancy like that.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am.
When people say, "You look familiar," i like to reply with, "Do you watch porn?"
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
You being crazy doesn`t bother me. It`s you being crazier than me...That makes me freakin` jealous.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
Bitch, I grew up on the streets!!...Yes, it was Sesame
You know it`s a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
Volleyball is just a more intense game of "Don`t let the balloon touch the floor"