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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner. Turns out it was all my personal belongings.
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
I couldn`t help but notice that I would like to have sex with you more frequently!
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
Why be full of hate when you can be full of pizza?
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
They say money doesn`t bring you happiness.... I say....neither does being broke....