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There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I`m 100% behind you.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that`s also the last time I`ll buy cheap toilet paper...
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
I`m so ghetto.... I had lights and water bill in my name before the age of 3..
I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That`s cool and all....but I`m a human.
Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.