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I’m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
People will do odd things to get even.
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
I`m now at the age where if I see a nice nursing home, I make a mental note of it.
should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
I just changed my relationship status from “left hand” to “right hand”…
In alcohol`s defence, I`ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
At what number beer are you offically not working from home anymore?
If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don`t slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.
Having a pen!s is like having a friend that always wants to play.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.