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I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
If you think your wife is crazy now. Wait untill you divorce her.
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
I`m optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket.
Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
Didn`t leave home today. It was too peopley out there.
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
I want to sleep tighter