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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
it`s not that I`m bad at remembering names, I`m just awesome at forgetting them.
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
I can only please one person a day...and today is not your day!
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
Went shopping alone and the cashier asked, "How are you guys doing?" Now I`m 90% sure he can see ghosts and one is following me around.
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.
Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.