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Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
Does lying face down on this carpet make me look unsociable?
If you`re single and you know it hug your cat!
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
NERD WEDDING: Instead of saying “I do.” They say “I accept the terms & conditions.”
I thought I was on the cash cab show! But turns out I was in a police car and cops hate trivia.
Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
Wow, I haven`t seen you since the last time I wish I hadn`t seen you
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.