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Let´s drink tequila till you don´t remember what I suggest next..
Just finished my first book yesterday. 450 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.
They should paint the bottom of swimming pools with satellite photos so it feels like you’re flying.
Did you know statistically you`re more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a kitchen knife.
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
"Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
I shake my bottled water so the H`s & O`s are evenly distributed.
I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don’t actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
Can I just drop it like it’s luke warm? It’s been a long day and I’m tired.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO