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Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
I wish I had a friend like me
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
There`s been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed...
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.