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There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
Friend: Hey that`s a great truck. what kinda engine? Me: [rubbing the hood] it`s got a truck engine
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that`s not my wifes phone number.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
Caterpillars have it made. They eat a lot, go to sleep, then wake up beautiful.
A massage is just professional petting for humans.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired
You`re about as deep as a kiddies splash-pool..
Have you ever realized that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long?
When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.