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I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I`m gonna get the government involved so you can`t leave.
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
2 words, 1 finger.
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
I just can’t stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to “stay cool”
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Roses are red, this much is true, Violets are purple, not f*cking blue
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
You know it`s a classy establishment when they quietly ask you to leave.
That awkward moment when you are killing it on Mario Kart & then realize you are looking at the wrong side of the screen.
Facebook really needs a “pee on someone’s wall” option.
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.