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Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
Little to no thought was put into this status.
If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
My ex-girlfriend said she broke up with me because I was childish and immature. I think it`s because she`s a big dumb stinkyhead that`s jealous of my awesome Transformers collection.
There`s a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
According to the squirrel riding a unicycle in my kitchen, I may have taken too much sleep medication.......
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Some people think I say inappropriate things...I perfer to think of it as being f*cking honest.
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas.
Yes, autocorrect, that`s right. I hate that stupid ditch
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Crazy is not a destination, it is a way of life.