Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
A lot of people are very competitive when playing stupid.
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
If there`s one thing I`ve learned hiking, it`s the early bird gets the face full of spider webs
If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I`m ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
I just sprayed Citrus Fabreeze in my bathroom... Now it smells like Sh*trus
Sleep is my drug, the bed my dealer, the alarm clock the police.
Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone`s house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper "to go"
When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones? I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?
Spice up your Facebook experience by making your status updates your google searches.
Nicknames are way more fun when people don’t know they have them.
I feel like I`ve passed my "Best If Used By date."
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.