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The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
I love myself everyday. Sometimes, twice a day.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Legalizing same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can`t get any worse, please remember...I don`t give a s$it.
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.