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real eyes realize real lies
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
says, I am not an alcoholic. I am a social drinker. Problem is, I socialize too much!
Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
If I had a time machine I`d go back to 900 A.D. and just scare the sh!t out of people with an electric toothbrush.
Please don`t post that political joke you just came up with. . . it really wasn`t that funny to begin with. Thanks for understanding. -the rest of us
I drink because people talk.
If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
What do bats eat that makes their sh!t our standard for crazy?
I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
Keep it up and I`ll make sure u end up on a milk carton.
The only reason I offer to be the designated driver is so people will get used to seeing me load lifeless bodies into my car.
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
None of us have it as bad as the porcupine giving birth to another porcupine.