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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Iām not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
How does one get a nice body without moving?
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Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for ā in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.