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I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
If I could just make one thing very clear at this point ... I would.
I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so that I won`t be tempted to eat it later.
How to cure a headache: 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
Hope you don`t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.