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How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Wanna come over tonight for pizza and sex? lol jk, there`s no pizza
I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.
My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.
I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.