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Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.
If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
Somebody needs to invent a voice-activated refrigerator on wheels.
As an adult, I’m not eating nearly as much ice cream as 10 year old me thought I would.
An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of guilt.
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks.
Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you`re in Starbucks.
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I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Have you ever noticed that half way through the ColonialPenn insurance commercial, Alex Trebek tries to pull a Jedi-Mind-Trick on us.... "This is the insurance you are looking for." (I didn`t get enough sleep last night.)