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Nipples: Nature`s thermometer.
At long last, I`ve finished my research into the effect alcohol has on physical movement.....The results were, quite frankly, staggering.
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat.
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.
I can read your mind, your thinking about sex right now, no wait, wait.. that`s my mind, sorry, I can read my mind. . .
When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
My mind has a mind of its own.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America`s most wanted"
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
I`m glad I don`t work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches today.