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I had the urge to clean my place today so I laid down until the urge went away.
My favorite Facebook photo of your baby is easily #28,614
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
Flies are everywhere, unfortunately the second I grab the fly swatter, they turn into ninjas.
You`ve got to love yourself. But not in public places.
If you think my status updates are ridiculous you should see my life choices
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
F*ck you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
Apparently telling the airline stewardess that airplane food is "da bomb dat hijacked my tastebuds" is not considered a compliment......
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
If you’re so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?