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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
If people say you`re acting "really weird," take it as a compliment that you usually only act semi-weird and now you`re totally nailin` it.
Saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons last night. ..Must be going through a tough period in her life.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning.
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
I`m going to start looking for the good in all people I meet this year. Except for the a$$holes.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you´d be speechless, huh?
I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests.
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that sh!t.