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Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could`ve become beer, but didn`t
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
What number SPF blocks people?
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
Some days Iād like to take a chainsaw and cut a few branches off my family tree.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did except you.
I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Drinking Game: Tape a fake mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
If you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they`ll fill your antidepressants faster.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
I wish karma would send me email notifications.