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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
I keep myself in just good enough shape to outrun most women and small children during emergencies.. :|
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
If I ask my dad to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "It`s the button on the left!"
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it`s in.
Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
in wine there is wisdom. in beer there is freedom. in water there is... umm bacteria
The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi.