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When I say "It`s a long story," it doesn`t mean it`s actually a long story. It means I just don`t want to tell you.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
Sometimes I run toward people & expect them to know that I want them to do the Dirty Dancing lift but they never know and I slam into them.
My resume is basically just a list of things I hate to do.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you`re nuts.